蛋炒饭
2011喜剧片大陆
上世纪七十年代,老北京胡同里住着三个孩子,王大卫、李红兵、苏茉莉,三人青梅竹马,一起从小玩到大。大卫(黄渤 饰)祖上是宫廷的御厨,公私合营后父亲在国营饭店掌厨,一身的绝学最终遗憾地带到另一个世界。大卫
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大人物
2011喜剧片大陆
电影《大人物》是杨乐乐投资拍摄的第一部电影,不仅邀请了吴孟达、林子聪、李伯清、廖健等众多笑星加盟,还加入了很多四川元素。该片讲述了普通人颠覆平庸生活的故事。以著名脱口秀节目《大人物》主持人德叔(吴孟达
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朵儿的战争
2011喜剧片大陆
朵儿出身于皇室家族,声名显赫。她的父亲云龙鹤辛亥革命后赴日留学,主修建筑,是一个隧道工程师,参与过日本人在奎城一项秘密地下工程的设计。在日本人预感到末日来临之际,为掩盖战争罪行,日本人残暴地将朵儿父亲
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单身男女
2011喜剧片香港
为追寻爱情,苏州女孩程子欣(高圆圆 饰)随男友来至香港,在一家金融公司供职。谁知男友移情别恋,令子欣备受打击。偶然机缘,她结识了正处于瓶颈期的建筑师方启宏(吴彦祖 饰),二人互相勉励,子欣丢掉了关于前
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东成西就2011
2011喜剧片香港
 出生在20世纪最无聊一天的尸体化妆师钟晓明对爱情早已绝望,30多岁仍然孑然一身,而父亲阿B和自己昔日同窗嘉嘉的老少配婚姻则麻烦不断。嘉嘉接受周董主办温拿纪念演唱会的订金后挥霍一空,阿B与钟
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倒鸭子
2011喜剧片大陆
2010年1月,一段大连话车险理赔报案的电话录音在网络上流传,让“道牙子”成了网络流行语。在这段电话录音中,因为接线员不懂“道牙子”这个词而闹出了不少笑话,报案的大连人包臣恩也因为这段电话录音变成了“
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