破事儿
2007喜剧片香港
彭浩翔用试图他的“破事儿”去解释现代人生活中的困惑或出路。功德心Jason(陈冠希 饰)在酒吧向美女Shirley(郑融 饰)搭讪时说,他其实很有公德心。因为每次小便时他都会用小便顺便将厕所内的粪便残
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破坏之王
1994喜剧片香港
快餐店打工仔阿银(周星驰)某日送快餐时邂逅正在武术训练馆学习日本空手道的阿丽(钟丽缇),对其一见钟情。遭遇同样喜欢阿缇的武馆教练林国斌的羞辱后,自觉太弱小的阿银决定拜自称为“魔鬼筋肉人”的达叔(吴孟达
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飘忽男女
2002喜剧片香港
Funny(张燊悦饰)是娱乐圈的四线明星,立愿30岁前做一宗轰动娱乐圈的新闻,多番努力下接近当红明星华公子,却无意中开罪了他,被逼避难过简朴日子;阿碧(佘诗曼饰)是个标准神婆,自我占卜时发现自己会有凶
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扑克王
2009喜剧片香港
澳门赌场的老板刚刚去世,对头况小姐(何超仪 饰)突然前来挑衅,幸好代掌柜卓一(刘青云 饰)及时赶到,才化险为夷。原来,赌场太子张人杰(古天乐 饰)远在加拿大,赌场生意遵遗嘱由卓一打理。在卓一的安排下,
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霹雳大喇叭
1986喜剧片香港
陈文俊(洪金宝 饰)和张定其(张学友 饰)只是警队中的无名小卒,却在机缘巧合之下被指派到神探(姜大卫 饰)手下助其侦破“千面人”之案。没想到,一场意外中神探不幸丧生,可是,心愿未了的他显然不愿就此归去
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炮制女朋友粤语
2003喜剧片香港
归国在上海发展的富商张天找到失散多年的女儿张宁(赵薇)后,因看不惯她的举止行为,请来失业很久的香港设计师阿祖(郑伊健)替她改头换面,以期她能女承父业。   张宁与阿祖初接触时,别扭矛盾没少闹
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喷火女郎
1992喜剧片香港
叉烧(郑丹瑞 饰)是一个不务正业的小青年,整体装神弄鬼骗钱。一天,叉烧的一个租客——在夜总会当妈妈生的大B(叶德娴 饰)的家里来了一个客人,她美丽的外甥女云云(邱淑贞 饰)。大B用尽千方百计将美丽的云
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